THE SIMPSONS: The D’oh of Homer
After a parking lot mugging, Homer takes up martial arts, while Bart and Lisa corner the market on the latest craze to hit Springfield.

This was my first completed script—I think I was eighteen when I started it. It has obvious areas for improvement, but it still holds a special place in my heart.

SOUTH PARK: A Girl Called Shaquanda
When a white girl named Shaquanda joins Stan’s class, Randy leads a civil rights movement, only to discover he’s in the middle of a fantastical conflict that’s been raging on for a millenia.

It’s a South Park script. It’s a little dumb and it’s a lot offensive.